I swear this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of rabbits came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe this just happened. It's so crazy, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the check here right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?